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Hello there. I'm Courtney, and I have a mild obsession with My Little Pony, metal, grammar, and porn. Goodbye.

obeygreatness:

awkwardnigerian:

where has this been all my life

The best post in history

whimsicdoctor13:

algrenion:

chel-the-fabulous-asstec:

lalondes:

kevinprices:

lalondes:

if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion

your uterus is worth $3.2 billion

#and a nutsack is worth like $25 and half a pb&j

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE

Maybe that’s why we get so emotional

#this is it #we cracked it #the secret of periods

did you just make an egg pun

nikkikingofthelesbians:

titsnkitt3ns:

tualitan:

ipraytoangelcastiel:

elieuceda:

mahlyenkid:

elieuceda:

WHAT IS THIS

HONESTLY I CANT STOP WATCHING THIS GUYS 

what the fuck did i just watch 0.o

oh ym god what the fuck

Pretty creepy…

IM SO UNBELIEVABLY FREAKED OUT!

smoshrox87:

If you don’t think Corgis are one of the most adorable things on the planet you’re wrong

tsarbucks:

thevrocknroll:

dyingsighs:

carry-on-my-wayward-superwholock:

therugbyteam:

everdancesounds:

chazzthejazz:

I’m starting to love this fucking duck.

For once a meme that actually might be worth something in life

Cool

it teaches you everything from how to fucking get rid of shoe stink to how to murder people safely holy shit

um.

Ducking great meme here!

Holy shit who makes these

katystaco:

katy you sneaky little bitch

katystaco:

katy you sneaky little bitch

50 favourites songs

↳ 7. You Only Live Once - Suicide Silence

“With every breath you take you’re dying, with every step we take we’re falling apart. If we only had one chance we’d breathe, let’s take the chance right now and scream. You only live one life for a very short time so make every second divine.”

kapiteloffense:

You are precious and I love you and please be mine. 

snorlaxatives:

i’m like 99% sure drake and josh was cancelled because josh got skinny